I have my tickets (well, ticket, being an individual and all, as opposed to being a group) to the Columbia Foundation's Spring Party... do you! If not, well then, why the hell not??? Buy and attend!
I will note however that the fun and games are at a new location this year, the Horowitz Performing Arts Center (I know that's not the entire name, click on the link and find out the entire, proper name... or don't and see if I care) at Howard Community College. The date is Tuesday, May 15, and the time is 5:45 to 8:30.
For my money, and also because I'm too damn pathetic to attend Night in the Stacks, this is the best social event in all of Howard F'ing County! If you don't go, well, you're just not in step with the times. And if you're not in step with the times, people think you're old. And if people think you're old, you start to act old. And when you act old, you gum your food and have a houseful of dead cats.
Don't gum your food and have a houseful of dead cats. Attend the Columbia Foundation Spring Party.