This article is nasty, foul, disturbing, and just plain gross, but yet also strangely alluring.
OK, I'm just letting this article speak for itself here. But who the hell eats parts of another human being? I think to say this person is mentally ill is way too generous.
And so now, why can't we, in Howard County possess such a colorful character? An actual cannibal? But noooooo, we only have Columbia Bike Guy. That's why we're the milquetoastiest county in the entire state.
So I guess when this guy has someone over for dinner, he really HAS someone over for dinner, eh? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love how the article talks about other recent incidences of cannibals or mutilation. Some guy threw pieces of his own intestines at cops? What the fuck!!!!!!???? This is insanity.
If there still exists anyone who thinks that the world hasn't gone just a little bit crazier in this time of economic turmoil and uncertainly-- I think these are the sorts of occurrences that should convince you otherwise.