OK, so, back in the 70s and 80s, when a bunch of no-goodniks wanted to make themselves some meth, they whipped it up in some ramshackle shack, or lean-to, or tent in the woods somewhere. The woods around Troy Hill and in what's now the super-developed area south of Augustine Ave. in Elkridge used to be the meth lab hotspots. And everyone knew it. Regular people stayed away from such locations, because the possibility existed that if you went, you might not come back.
Fast forward to the present day. Today's drugged-out idiots require much more genteel surroundings in which to brew their dope. And what better place than a room in a Holiday Inn Express. Lindsey McPherson brings you all the methy fun and excitement here.
What an assortment of schmucks. Obviously, staying in a Holiday Inn Express didn't make them smarter! Or, even worse.... maybe it did!
These guys also make my list of "dumbass of the year" nominees, joining the golfer who was going to hit an 80-yard wedge across Columbia Road, and a certain Board of Education candidate who will go nameless at this time. Gotta say, right now, these five are the clubhouse leaders.