Who doesn't remember, or love, this commerical from the late 80s/early 90s? Ahh, always fun to laugh at a hillbilly.
Now comes the 2010s, the era of civility (meh), the land of milk and honey (double meh), and pepper jelly! And the purveyors of the latter implement are most decidedly, NOT hillbillies. You can read about them in this article.
I have got to get me my hands on some of this jelled goodness! As one could guess, Marshmallow Man loves him some heat; in fact, the more, the better! I do believe I will be making a pilgrimage to Harris Teeter in Kings Contrivance to look for some of this stuff, which, come to think of it, would be awesome with some of that chocolate peanut butter!
And to give this product some extra special validation, it's going to be sold by Whole Foods, which is now known as The Best Damn Grocery in All Howard County! And it won't even be open until 2014! So if Whole Foods sells it, it was to be good, right?