Former Republican State Delegate and current Anne Arundel County Executive John Leopold has been found guilty, guilty, GUILTY of misconduct. My God, he had county employees pour the urine out of his catheter bag, for crying out loud. He, friends, is a maniac. This is the most horrific thing I have ever heard since I was told about former Congressional candidate Frank Mirabile ordering the first four pages of Bare Bones's menu. Which I guess is fitting, because he's not using that mouth of his for anything useful.
You can read all the sordid details here.
Johnny L won't be getting his freak on in the back of his limo anymore! For he has been removed from office and a successor appointed. Suffice it to say, expectations for said successor, acting county executive John Hammond, are low. "John, don't have sex with a county employee in a county car." "OK, can do that."
I think that for the foreseeable future, Leopold should have to wear headphones continuously playing this chant.
So dig it, HoCo. We may have a County Executive who alternates between being just so cute you want to put him in your pocket and take him home, and sticking his hand in his shirt and claiming he'll take Moscow in the winter. But Good Lord, the people from the subdivision of Howard County's origin have it far, far worse! Hmm, perhaps we ought to annex Anne Arundel County? Howard County claiming beachfront property and the state capital? Me likey!