Everyone's favorite sick perverted freak is at it again! And as I'm speaking at Columbia Democratic Club tonight, I am SO holding back the desire to link this guy with some politician. But even I know that's wrong.
So looks like everyone's favorite flasher of the ol' twig and berries is at it again. This time deciding to scar girls at the AMC at the Columbia Mall. You can read all about the sick perverted freakism here.
So, as all criminals do, they begin to make stupid mistakes. This time, SPF100 (that's my new nickname for this guy) was in his car when he flashed these girls at the movie theater. Hopefully, the victims can recall the make, model and color of the car and hopefully, they have told police that.
BTW, where are our local police on catching SPF100? It's starting to be a bit unconscionable that this guy is still out in the community. Of course, so many of our local po-po are out doing things like looking tough and collecting all sorts of overtime. This isn't exactly Crime City here, boys and girls. God knows there are enough of you; chances are you could catch this guy and still do all of your other important work. How's about it?