Hmmm, OK. So I have a choice here. I could either write a post about the gymnastics instructor who's been arrested on child porn charges or I could write about this fun, perhaps even whimsical event where two guys are going to talk smack and duckpin bowl against each other on Saturday, raise a little money for charity, and even worse, these guys are inviting their friends to come by and watch them bowl and hang out. Maybe even do some bowling themselves.
So guess which one I'm picking?
Looking forward to seeing some friends and followers of this blog at AMF Southwest Lanes in Linthicum on Saturday. As the event describes, the hijinks occur from 4 to 6.
Some people have asked me if there's a higher purpose to this event. No, not really. It's Bill and Jamie bowling and having fun. And we're raising money for respective charities. Now, might it turn into a bigger thing? In the future? Maybe. I don't know. It depends.
As it stands, simply sit back, relax (stand if you want, because, you know, plastic bowling alley chairs), have some pizza and soda from the snack bar (or beer, if that's your thing) and enjoy the Baltimorean kitschiness, for a fraction of the price and parking aggravation of Honfest or Artscape. Cheer on your favorite bowler (who will be me) and jeer your least favorite bowler (who will be Jamie). Know that you may see history being made, as there has never been an officially recorded perfect game of 300 in the history of duckpin bowling. And try it yourself. You'll like it!
C'mon, HoCo! Throw your cares away, turn your frowns upside down, and let yourself play for a couple hours. Can't hurt, can it?
Let's be careful out there.
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